Attention Informer readers,

We interrupt your current issue to inform you that the Seniors have left the building. I repeat, the Seniors have left the building. We will take this opportunity to introduce you to our new staff. Jacob Rombs (V), Editor-in-Chief, Patrick Geary(V), Assistant Editor-in-Chief, Alonso Medina(VII), News Editor, Calvin Step(V), Layout Editor, the glorious KattDaddy(?), and YOU! If you are an upcoming Freshman-Senior, we want you! With an ambitious plan for 6-page issues, we could use all the help we can get. If you even have a moderate interest in writing, we want you on our staff.

Your Assistant Editor-in-Chief,

Patrick Geary