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  1. Banul on March 31st, 2017 3:21 pm

    Tell me, O wise KatDaddy.

    Is time travel possible? If so, how?

    What is it that women most desire?

    In a fight between Katdaddy and Hulk, who would win?

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    kattdaddy Reply:

    Time travel is possible. However, only for me, since I am a mystical cat who has no regard for time, space, or reality in general. Women most desire me, Kattdaddy. I could easily best Hulk. I have the power of the cosmos coursing through me. KATTDADDY SMASH HULK!
    I hope that answers your queries, human. Peace out.

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  2. skywalker on April 28th, 2017 11:45 pm

    why is this the first time that you have graced us with your wisdom? where have you been my whole life?

    What is your oppinion of dogs?

    Do you advise studying for finals? Did you study when you were my age?

    What was your lowest grade on a test at school? (back when you were only a kitten)

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    kattdaddy Reply:

    The answer is that I speak when I wish, and I did not wish to speak at any other juncture in your life. Dogs are stupid, except when they are not. I do not study. All the power and knowledge of the cosmos flow through me, and therefore I have no reason to study for something as pathetic as final exams. My lowest grade was a 105. That was a bad day for me. Well, never mind. We can’t all be brilliant.

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  3. Devon on October 24th, 2017 7:24 pm

    Dear KattDaddy,

    What is the best way to get on Fr. Gregory’s good side?

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    kattdaddy Reply:

    Coming from a mystical cat who has personally survived Fr. Greg (and who’s advice you should trust), I would recommend calling him the “supreme leader.” This ought to please him. If not, buckle down, pathetic human, for you will probably die.

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  4. Anonymous Person who is Anonymous on November 3rd, 2017 2:18 pm

    When I was 10, my sister was half my age. I am now 60. How old is my sister?

    Prove your greatness….

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  5. billybobjoe on December 10th, 2017 4:15 pm

    O wise kattdaddy how should i ask for something for christmas

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