Is time travel possible? If so, how?
Submitted by Madeleine L’Engle

Time travel is possible and is happening on a regular basis from second to second. It’s relatively simple if you take the time to think about it (Ha, puns). By simply going around your daily life, you’ve already participated in the act of time travel. We’re all slowly headed towards the future.

“You are too concerned about what was and what will be.
There is a saying: yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift.
That is why it is called the present.”

–Oogway in Kung Fu Panda

What do women most desire?
Submitted by The 4th Husband of Bath

Many great philosophers have tried and tried to answer this seemingly simple question. But today, I come to you. Not to console you, but to worry you. For there is only one thing that all women desire most. It is I, KattDaddy.

Who would win, the Hulk or KattDaddy?
Submitted by Rick Jones

Unfortunately, the asker seems to have been completely ignorant in his question. He had asked whether I or the Hulk would win, unbeknownst to him, there are many, many Hulks. However, to refrain from listing all eleven, I will provide the easier answer. As a magical flying cat with Wolverine-like regeneration, I would eventually win in a game of chess.

Which priest is the best?
Submitted by Jorge Mario Bergoglio

You.

What is your favorite color?
Submitted by The Wizard of Oz

Purrrple.