Kattdaddy November

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This issue of Kattdaddy is brought to you by…Kattdaddy. Who else were you expecting? The assistant editor is now forcing me to fill up more space with an introduction. So for those feeble students who are not aware of me, first, have you lived under a rock your entire life? Secondly, you cannot hope to fully understand me or my answers, but feel free to try. If you’d like to submit a question send an email to [email protected] or send in a question with an Informer staff member (or contributor). Many of you want to know who I really am. So now I am going to reveal myself…to the winner of the anagram contest! The first 3 authors are anagrams! Figure out and submit these to the Informer team for a chance to be featured in the next Kattdaddy article and to meet the face behind the name.

 

 

How do I ask a girl out?

Submitted by Wan Om

Acknowledge that you have no hope and you will most definitely be rejected. Once you have admitted defeat, you now have nothing to lose.

 

 

What is the greatest movie ever made?

Submitted by Rosette Tat Mono

The Cat from out of Space, a non-fiction movie about my cousin and his escapades on your planet.

 

 

What are your feelings on balls of yarn?

Submitted by Cays Tot

Balls of yarn to a cat is like Rick and Morty to you. Enjoying it is not debase, but when you obsess over it to the point where you feel like you cannot live without it…that’s where one should draw the line. But I do have one. Blue and I do use it from time to time…to time to time.

 

Where do you come from?

Submitted by Cotton Eye Joe

It is not where one comes that defines you, but where you choose to go.

 

What should I do if I see Pennywise in my house?

Submitted by Bill Denbrough

As one of your own leaders once said, “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.”

 

What is your favorite candy?

Submitted by Willy Wonka

I am quite a big fan of F7502KR or as you humans have appropriately named it, KitKat.