2018-2019 Staff

Xavier Cowan

A potato with a cowboy hat... more or less.


Employed by the Informer since the first galactic war, Katdaddy has transcended the mortal condition with intense meditating over his nine lives. With unparalleled insight and no confirmed physical appearances, Katdaddy is known...

Ethan Ramchandani

I'm surprised you're even looking at my articles...  

Nathan Paul

I believe three things: The Okapi is the greatest animal ever Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs is the greatest movie ever Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the greatest word ever Follow me on Quizlet ...

Jacob Rombs

Hello, my name is Jacob Rombs, and I am a junior.  This is my third year with the Informer, and my second as Editor-in-Chief. I am looking forward to serving you in the coming years.  Besides writing for the Informer, I also...

AJ Sklar

After mortally wounding the Informer six years ago, I strive to revive this great paper with neat stats and bad nicknames

Alex Smith

Editor-in-Chief & Cross Country Columnist, coined the phrase "embrace the race".

Ayden Kowalski

Not a penguin.