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Welcome to The Cistercian Informer, the official student newspaper of the Cistercian Preparatory School in Irving, Texas. Since 1968, the Informer has been a unique, humorous, and informational voice in the community. Now fully online, the paper continues to provide insights and innovations to the student body of Cistercian.
Harambe, Seeker of Justice
September 16, 2016 • No Comments
Cistercian student says...... How does one talk to girls? Harambe says..... Before this question, I can answer, "What is girl?" I must ask. Modern sensibilities...
Harambe, Seeker of Justice
September 9, 2016 • No Comments
Cistercian students say… Where do babies come from? Harambe say… Gud kwestion smol human!! For many yeers I wondered this myself. To answer this kwestion,...
Harambe, Seeker of Justice
September 9, 2016 • 3 Comments
"Help from Harambe" is an advice column for Cistercian students. Answers composed by the spirit of the dearly departed gorilla, Harambe (Seeker of Justice).