Employed by the Informer since the first galactic war, Katdaddy has transcended the mortal condition with intense meditating over his nine lives. With...
Harambe, Seeker of Justice
September 16, 2016 • No Comments
Cistercian student says...... How does one talk to girls? Harambe says..... Before this question, I can answer, "What is girl?" I must ask. Modern sensibilities...
Harambe, Seeker of Justice
September 9, 2016 • No Comments
Cistercian students say… Where do babies come from? Harambe say… Gud kwestion smol human!! For many yeers I wondered this myself. To answer this kwestion,...
Harambe, Seeker of Justice
September 9, 2016 • 3 Comments
"Help from Harambe" is an advice column for Cistercian students. Answers composed by the spirit of the dearly departed gorilla, Harambe (Seeker of Justice).
billybobjoe • Dec 10, 2017 at 4:15 pm
O wise kattdaddy how should i ask for something for christmas
Anonymous Person who is Anonymous • Nov 3, 2017 at 2:18 pm
When I was 10, my sister was half my age. I am now 60. How old is my sister?
Prove your greatness….
Devon • Oct 24, 2017 at 7:24 pm
Dear KattDaddy,
What is the best way to get on Fr. Gregory’s good side?
kattdaddy • Nov 1, 2017 at 8:53 pm
Coming from a mystical cat who has personally survived Fr. Greg (and who’s advice you should trust), I would recommend calling him the “supreme leader.” This ought to please him. If not, buckle down, pathetic human, for you will probably die.
skywalker • Apr 28, 2017 at 11:45 pm
why is this the first time that you have graced us with your wisdom? where have you been my whole life?
What is your oppinion of dogs?
Do you advise studying for finals? Did you study when you were my age?
What was your lowest grade on a test at school? (back when you were only a kitten)
kattdaddy • Nov 1, 2017 at 8:59 pm
The answer is that I speak when I wish, and I did not wish to speak at any other juncture in your life. Dogs are stupid, except when they are not. I do not study. All the power and knowledge of the cosmos flow through me, and therefore I have no reason to study for something as pathetic as final exams. My lowest grade was a 105. That was a bad day for me. Well, never mind. We can’t all be brilliant.
Banul • Mar 31, 2017 at 3:21 pm
Tell me, O wise KatDaddy.
Is time travel possible? If so, how?
What is it that women most desire?
In a fight between Katdaddy and Hulk, who would win?
kattdaddy • Nov 1, 2017 at 9:04 pm
Time travel is possible. However, only for me, since I am a mystical cat who has no regard for time, space, or reality in general. Women most desire me, Kattdaddy. I could easily best Hulk. I have the power of the cosmos coursing through me. KATTDADDY SMASH HULK!
I hope that answers your queries, human. Peace out.