Cistercian student says……

How does one talk to girls?

Harambe says…..

Before this question, I can answer, “What is girl?” I must ask.

Modern sensibilities make this a much harder question, but Merriam-Webster, the source of Truth, defines a ‘girl’ as ‘a female child from birth to adulthood.’

But this itself leads to more questions…

What is adulthood??

An adult is one who can take care of small children. Like me.

But one must proceed with caution when dealing with children because, well, you see what happen to Harambe.

Peace out for Harambe