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Harambe, Seeker of Justice

I'm just your average '90s kid. I study hard and party harder.

In 2014, my life got flip turned upside down when I moved up north to Cincinnati; things were looking up.

But everything changed when I met HIM.

When that three year old fell into my pit, I knew that he was calling out for help. Our bond was instant and unbreakable. Well, it was..... until the Man intervened. On May 28, 2016, I was brutally gunned down in the name of justice.

Like Dante who was sent down by Beatrice, I have been sent to you, the students of Cistercian. Using my great intellect and wisdom I shall guide you to the light. I seek Truth, Justice, and everything Good. Nothing can stop us if we believe in the power of friendship.

 

Go Hawks, and damn you Cincinnati.

 

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