Who are you?

Submitted by an inquisitive and scared first former

It’s not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me.

What did you do over the summer?

Submitted by Luke Clifford

All that I can tell you is that I definitely didn’t have to read a book.

What are you looking forward to during the school year?

Submitted by a student looking for purpose

The last day.

What is your favorite part about school?

Submitted by Sil Verl Ining

[Insert snarky answer about how all of it is bad here], but I hear that being with your Form makes it significantly more tolerable.

Why do you write these articles?

Submitted by C. U. Rious

I write these articles so as to impart my vast amount of knowledge onto you. Also, it was either this or the sports section.

What is your favorite class?

Submitted by Le S. Son

I enjoy Purrcalculus.

What is your name? What is your Quest? What is your favorite color?

Submitted by Luke Pederson, who needs to do something more productive during Study Hall

Sir Kattdaddy of Cistercian. To seek the Holy Grail. Blue. No yel—Auuuuuuuuuuugh!!!