Ask Kattdaddy!

Before I can divulge the answers to some of the world – nay, the universe’s greatest mysteries I must do something quite uncharacteristic. I would like to apologize. I am sorry, Ayden Kowalski. I could not get to your questions before I had to prevent a catastrophic disaster (information classified). I am also dedicating this Kattdaddy to him, and all the questions are solely from him.

What color is The Dress? (Blue/Black or White/Gold)

Ah, the Instagram trend of the yesteryear. The one problem with this question is your lack of feline knowledge. As you undoubtedly did not know, felines are the greatest species and as such see the world in its true colors: shades of blue, gray, and yellow. But I leave you one piece of advice: you look smashing in either color.

Who is the greatest soccer player of all time?

Because of unintelligent choices by the human-dominated society around us, cats are not allowed to play soccer. Due to this incredulous lack of judgment, I would not be the greatest soccer player. In my opinion, the best player is the soccer ball for it takes all the hits, makes all the goals, involved in every save, but never asks for or receives any credit.

Michael Jordan or LeBron James?

Neither of them play soccer…

What is the hardest subject in school, in your experience (which is infinitely greater than any other living being)?

I found the Biology textbook the hardest subject book. Perfect for whacking your fellow form members.

If a tree falls down in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

If a question is asked to Kattdaddy, and no one answers, was it really worth answering?

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