1)    Not every girl you get a number from is going to be your girlfriend

2)    If she doesn’t respond within 24 hours, she’s not into you

3)    If she responds to you every 10 seconds, she’s looking for a homecoming date

4)    If you offend one of them, you offend all her friends

5)    If you find a girl that’s smart, attractive, and can hold a conversation, she’s a keeper